Ne'er-do-well with penchant for rabblerousing, social deviance, and general tomfoolery.
more to come....
Turn-ons: Mischievous crafting, pointless 80's pop music trivia, drag queens, that opening clanging sound on every episode of Law & Order, disclaimers in prescription drug commercials, candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach. Turn-offs: Improper usage of "you're" and "your", perfectly-matched anything, price tags/product labels left on small household items, ridiculous biographies of emaciated supermodels, expired milk, and anthrax.